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Prostitution In Las Vegas

This is part 1 of a 6 part discussion

  1. Prostitution in Las Vegas, Nevada
  2. Massage Parlors in Las Vegas, Nevada
  3. Outcall Services in Las Vegas, Nevada
  4. Street Girls in Las Vegas, Nevada
  5. Strip Club Girls in Las Vegas, Nevada
  6. Adult Dating Services for Las Vegas
Ok, let clear the air, again.

I want everyone to repeat after me: "Prostitution is Illegal in Las Vegas and Clark County"

Did you do that? NO? Why not? Go back to the previous step and do not move on to the next step until you have master the previous one.

I hope I have just annoyed you. Not enough that you will stop reading this but enough that you will trust me and my few words of wisdom.

Not only is Prostitution is Illegal it is a Felony not a misdemeanor. You know what felonies are from watching Law and Order - felonies are the things murders, rape, robberies and assaults are made of. Misdemeanors are small things like traffic tickets or breaking your neighbor's window because his dog keeps barking. Felonies can affect your rights to vote; your rights to own guns; travel to some countries (Like Canada); and maybe your future employment.

Why am I pumping this over and over? I have lived in Las Vegas for nearly 20 years. And I have lost count of the times a tourist has told me, and even argued with me, that this is Sin City - gambling, drinking and prostitution are legal.

"Just go down on the strip and it is legal," I have been told many times. I also have talked to many people, who live here, that have told me they spent the night in the county jail for picking up an undercover Metro Police Officer - sometimes on street and sometimes in a local's bar far from the strip. Metro vice has county wide authority and they may be anywhere at any time. Anywhere there have been problems with drugs and sex for money, Vice is not far behind.

You do not have to believe me. And I will not be insulted if you do not. You have been warned. I am also not currently in the bail-bond business so if you are picked up, please do not call me and wake me up from my nights sleep.

On other pages in this section, I will provide detailed discussions on various Las Vegas sexual encounter opportunities.

Here are a few thoughts to consider:
  • It is illegal for a man to offer a woman cash money for sex
  • Ir is not illegal for a woman to have sex with a man after the man buy's her an engagement ring.
  • It is not illegal for a woman to have sex with a man after the man has taken her to dinner, a show and drinks (as long as the man does not spike the drinks with any drugs.)
  • It is not illegal for a woman to have sex with a man who pays for the plane tickets and motel room for a weekend trip of Las Vegas.
Conclusion - find a girl in your hometown and make her an offer, you will provide the trip to Las Vegas and she can provide the (hotel room) entertainment. She will make you happy, you will make her happy and you will not be introduced to Clark County's multi-million dollar jail and detention center. Plus you will not have to deal with the engagement issues. While not all women are going to take this offer (your best friends's girlfriend may not be the best one to ask; then again maybe), you might be surprised at the takers of the offer. And, hint, you might want to say it a little more politely then just saying, "I am paying for the tickets, so you had better be ready to be my sex slave", at least that line never worked for me, but your results may vary.

My final note, Prostitution is Illegal in Las Vegas and Clark County. Please come visit us, please have a good time, please gamble a little, drink a little, eat a little, check our some stripclubs, and please don't get arrested - money spent on legal fees are not deductible for entertainment on your taxes.

Bugsie
Staff Editor
StripClubReport.com



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